oraphis: Pretended to die to see how my dog would react.
the life of a fangirl
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
parents: who are you texting? me: … me: jake. from state farm.